Badger

The badgers that we - as humans, observe above ground are actually not badgers at all but rather mirages of a highly compact badger that the badger has purposefully created by condensing their overal length and in addition puffing up their fur, such that they appear much larger and thus more ferocious in order to intimidate badger predators such as squirrels and/or farmers. It is uncommonly known – to us humans, that badgers - once underground, extend to their full length of 13 meters, though this can only occur as they dig tunnels sufficiently long enough to absorb their tremendous length. Think accordian. Think black and white accordian. Think badger accordian. Think badger.
No matter where you stand in Hong Kong, there will always be a 13 meter long badger within 10 ft of you